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Worst Father’s Day Gifts

Dads seem to always wind up getting really sorry gifts as compared to mothers.

Of course, my Dad also has put up with it all through the years. However to be fair, for a number of the early years, my Mom affably accepted kitchen gadgets every year.

Dads, however, still usually receive terrible gifts on father’s day, also when the children grow up!

How awful can Father’s Day gifts be?

We have a list of the most terrible gifts on Earth!

* Gifts that say “WORLD’S GREATEST DAD”. Casual shirts. Cups. Neckties. Please stop. All dads have a closet full of “Greatest Dad” gifts. When you are in kindergarten, it’s adorable. But not hardly when you reach fifty.

* Neckties. This is one of the gifts for father’s day that is a classic. (moan) Who that first dad ever was, to be presented this condemned tie… Why did he say he loved it!!! I am envisioning a caveman wearing a necktie. It’s been bad for Dads ever since…

* Men’s Cologne. First, this says: “Father, you smell bad.” Second. It states: “Dad. We realize you own a whole bathroom closet’s worth of cologne. We are not concerned by this. There is invariably a place for one more.”